spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via mywonderfuluneventfuladventures)

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

“Shut your mouth or else I’m gonna fuck it”

(via mywonderfuluneventfuladventures)

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

(Source: deargodidontfeelalive, via cuteiswhatiaimforrrr)

imma-gay-panda:

tyleroakley:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

I think I might be a female sloth.

Yup. That’s my girlfriend.

(via thegreatlizby)